Thursday, May 13, 2010

Brandon & Barbie Sex Games.

I started this a while ago but deleted all my posts due to painful memories that came from them.


I'm Sofia. I'm 15, on the track team, and I hate surprises. I have a boyfriend, but he's not important. In fact, I'm updating this to help ME keep track of him.


Brandon is one year older than me. He's on the swim team and is half asian. He goes to my church.


When i started dating him i really did like him. But now, it's all, "What the hell did i get myself into?" Long story short, he's boring, he's clingy. I'm spastic and like being hard-to-get.


The other day (tuesday) i went to his house. or to his community. For a while we just hung around the park, yeah? and then he's all, "let's go to my house! :D" and i thought it was a bad idea, but i went anyways.


His mom caught us. On the floor, making out. She called my mom yesterday morning. My mom went bonkers.


I reminded me of when I used to play barbies. I would make ken and barbie make out and then their mom would catch them. Except it was more exciting with my barbies. It was UNDER the bed. and the mom didn't flip. She videotaped them. Skipper called the police twice.


Sex games with barbie were fun. But when i got older i mailed all my barbies to my cousin Abby in Alaska. She videotaped her feeding them to the moose.


I haven't seen Abby since.


Love,

Sofia <3.


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